Saturday, August 15, 2009

Adam Lambert Fans Suffer Severe Medical Condition

If like me, when getting an autograph from Adam Lambert you feel convulsions, and freeze on the spot - incapable of talking coherently, or you babble continuously to friends, family, partners about Adam 24/7, then you may be suffering from MyWorldRevolvesAroundAdamLambertSyndrome.

Well don't worry, you are not alone. Millions of adoring fans around the world suffer from this same debilitating disease.

Unfortunately there is no cure for this disease currently. The symptoms can be addressed in the following ways however. You must follow a strict regimen of watching Adam Lambert clips throughout the day to try to limit any symptoms of withdrawal, and depression.

Side Effects include being incredibly defensive at any criticism lobbed towards Adam Lambert.

The Lambert Luvva

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